I'm scared of the Positivity Spreading Clown
Posted by MrKha on Sep 21st 2024, 11:58AM
You're not gonna believe what happened this Tuesday

Me and my homie, Andy, were walking down the street after a long day from work. He had a really rough day so he was feeling pretty down. He vented to me his frustrations about the workplace, his co-workers, his boss. All in all, giving off a pretty negative vibe.

Suddenly, out of nowhere, a clown popped out of some bushes! He was short, fat, middle aged with visible whiskers and was holding a baseball bat. "I'm the Positivity Spreading Clown", he introduced himself, "and I think you're too negative!". We thought he was just another one of those prank YouTubers, trying to get a reaction out of us so we ignored him.

The clown didn't like that. He run after us, tackled down Andy and started smacking him on the face with the baseball bat! Andy was screaming his lungs out while I was trying to stop him with any means necessary. But there was no use, he kept beating him up for no reason.

After a while, he finally stopped. My pal Andy was unconscious on the cold pavement, his face completely indescribable. I asked him why he did that and he said that it's his purpose to beat up people with a baseball bat until they start to become positive again. He said all that then vanished back to the bushes. My friend Andy is currently in hospital and his family and I are worried sick.

Has this ever happened to you?
Originally posted by MrKha on Sep 21st 2024, 11:58AM
You're not gonna believe what happened this Tuesday

Me and my homie, Andy, were walking down the street after a long day from work. He had a really rough day so he was feeling pretty down. He vented to me his frustrations about the workplace, his co-workers, his boss. All in all, giving off a pretty negative vibe.

Suddenly, out of nowhere, a clown popped out of some bushes! He was short, fat, middle aged with visible whiskers and was holding a baseball bat. "I'm the Positivity Spreading Clown", he introduced himself, "and I think you're too negative!". We thought he was just another one of those prank YouTubers, trying to get a reaction out of us so we ignored him.

The clown didn't like that. He run after us, tackled down Andy and started smacking him on the face with the baseball bat! Andy was screaming his lungs out while I was trying to stop him with any means necessary. But there was no use, he kept beating him up for no reason.

After a while, he finally stopped. My pal Andy was unconscious on the cold pavement, his face completely indescribable. I asked him why he did that and he said that it's his purpose to beat up people with a baseball bat until they start to become positive again. He said all that then vanished back to the bushes. My friend Andy is currently in hospital and his family and I are worried sick.

Has this ever happened to you?
Posted by EllernateFan on Sep 21st 2024, 2:20PM
Wha
Posted by 86 on Sep 22nd 2024, 12:23AM
you gotta stop writing paragraphs, nobody gonna read all of it
Posted by Clubstep on Sep 22nd 2024, 8:21AM
Im sooooo lazyy to read
Posted by Clubstep on Oct 8th 2024, 4:53PM
Bump