How Do I Cook A Turkey Without A Oven?
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Posted by Dec on Nov 19th 2022, 8:19PM
Alright, so, I have a turkey in my freezer and recently my oven just randomly stopped working, and I have no idea how to cook it. Do anybody have an idea on how am I supposed to cook a turkey it without a stove?
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Posted by Bubblehead on Nov 19th 2022, 8:22PM
pour gasoline and light it on fire. the only problem with that is the turkey will be inedible.
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Posted by Miyo on Nov 19th 2022, 8:26PM
slap it a lot it’ll get it done
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Posted by ba0bo0 on Nov 19th 2022, 8:30PM
Deepfry it. Incredibly unsafe, but worth a shot.
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Posted by Kit on Nov 19th 2022, 8:30PM
put it in ur cars engine