Ok but if we were to make a flag you know then we could put a naked girl on the flag, with like big whoppers and she's sitting in her doorway and you're walking through town and she's like "hey stranger", come over here and you're like "what do you want woman?" and she's like "so you can come in and have supper at my place" and you're like, "i'm a good christian man with a wife at home, i cant be hanging around with strange women" and she's like "i aint gonna bite you mister" and you're like "i dont know" and all of a sudden the rain starts coming almost as god himself is pushing you towards her doorway, so you go in and she's sitting down and has got a hot meal and it's been a long time sense you've had a hot meal and a cold pillow, so you sit down and she takes a napkin and tucks it into your collar, now it's been a long time sense you've felt the fingers of a woman, so you get'n mighty exited, then, all of a sudden her sisters come over, and you're like "how many sisters?" 1 sister, 2 sister, 3 sister, 4 sister, 5 sister, five sisters come over, so you're like "oh my god i've got to get out of here, the devil is tempting me" but then all of a sudden her clothes fall off, and you're like "what? how did that happen?", a woman's clothes just fall right off her body? and then your clothes fall off and you're like "what? whats going on here?" then an earthquake happens, you both land in the tub and she's like "wow why did that happen?" and you're like "it's like god wanted me at this woman's door and do something with" you know?