highly recommend that you, dear brickplaneter reading this, get some snacks and a cool drink, for this is going to be a long text. Moreover, you should consider following me, unless you want to miss all the intellectual content I post and be another worthless sheep minded brickplaneter. Also, don't feel bad for yourself if you can't keep up with my deep and complicated thoughts. Not everyone is born a genius. Having said that, let's begin~

I used to depict myself as "a humble mind on this godforsaken website", but I've come to realise that I'm far more than that. After engaging in countless discussions and debates with other brickplaneters I have come to realize that I'm on a different level. I'm better. Smarter. You are not and will never be on my intellectual level. Yes, I know this sounds very arrogant, but it's the simple hard truth. The amount of stupidity I come across in this app is beyond belief. Statistically, my intelligence is far, far higher than the average brickplaneter.

You may be wondering, why waste my time here then? A smart and handsome man like me surely has a lot of other things to invest his precious time on? You are correct. I have many personal projects but I've decided to put these on hold. Why? Because I, not long ago, had a revelation.

Unlike most humans who only care about shopping, having girlfriends or going to parties, I've always been worried about much more complex issues. One of them is death. Inevitably and mercilessly, it gets us all. Rich, poor, stupid, intelligent, The Grim Reaper doesn't care.

The clock is ticking and it doesn't stop. One day I will die. My thoughts and ideas will die, and even if I become an important political figure, with enough time I will be forgotten. When I realized this, I panicked. Mankind simply can't afford to forget me. But I'm a real man, and unlike most brickplaneters when facing a problem, instead of running away, I started working on a solution. And what solution do you think I've come up with? I will save Brickplanet. Rebuild it. Purge it from all the stupidity and bigotry.

You are probably asking yourself, why Brickplanet of all things? Why not start a charity organisation, or a new philosophical movement?

Because my innocent brickplaneter, the Internet is the future of mankind. And for the best or for the worst, Brickplanet is the front page of the Internet. I will leave my mark here. I'm Empereor Vespasiano and Brickplanet will be the Colosseum. Ages will pass, wars will start and end, frontiers and languages may change, but my supreme creation, the new Brickplanet, will keep on illuminating people for centuries, if not, forever. I am the light you were searching for. I am your savior.

Accept your place in the new brickplanet, and your pathetic life might start to get better. I will open your eyes. The world is very different from what you think.