Wich FNAF character has the largest ass?
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Nov 26th 2022, 5:57AM
This is an important question which I will attempt to answer for the purposes of humanity.
The biggest FNaF character is the Blob from Security Breach, however it doesn’t really have an ass(just wires) so it doesn’t count.
Then it would be DJ Music Man from Security Breach as well but unfortunately he doesn’t have an *** if we’re going off of spider anatomy, just a small hole for defecating purposes and an abdomen.
Then the next biggest animatronics would be the Funtimes, which are all about 6-7 feet tall. The biggest of the funtimes are Freddy and Circus Baby, since they’re meant to store children they caught. Circus Baby is taller than Freddy according to the blueprints hidden in the game files, and since women generally have larger asses than men, we can naturally assume the biggest *** in FNaF is that of Circus Baby.
Honorable Mention: in the Curse of Dreadbear DLC, Dreadbear is seen sometimes and is very, very large, at least 50 feet tall, which would lead to the conclusion that he has a larger *** than Baby. However, Dreadbear is canonically just a VR character, while Circus Baby is a real animatronic. So the biggest tangible *** still belongs to Baby, but if you’re into VR…stuff then it’s Dreadbear. But that's just a theory, a GAME theory!
The biggest FNaF character is the Blob from Security Breach, however it doesn’t really have an ass(just wires) so it doesn’t count.
Then it would be DJ Music Man from Security Breach as well but unfortunately he doesn’t have an *** if we’re going off of spider anatomy, just a small hole for defecating purposes and an abdomen.
Then the next biggest animatronics would be the Funtimes, which are all about 6-7 feet tall. The biggest of the funtimes are Freddy and Circus Baby, since they’re meant to store children they caught. Circus Baby is taller than Freddy according to the blueprints hidden in the game files, and since women generally have larger asses than men, we can naturally assume the biggest *** in FNaF is that of Circus Baby.
Honorable Mention: in the Curse of Dreadbear DLC, Dreadbear is seen sometimes and is very, very large, at least 50 feet tall, which would lead to the conclusion that he has a larger *** than Baby. However, Dreadbear is canonically just a VR character, while Circus Baby is a real animatronic. So the biggest tangible *** still belongs to Baby, but if you’re into VR…stuff then it’s Dreadbear. But that's just a theory, a GAME theory!
