Aa' divvn't want tae live mid t'southerners thar accent's arn so uncanny Aa' cannae evin live mid it anymore!
AnyYan help my gat us ald lan of t'northerners bak on top and free us lan frae t'***** southerners Aa' wil be yon blithe mid tha an thoo family tha reet canny folk an tha can be my reet marra eh