BOYS.
My demographic of girls I've been getting has been decreasing recently. To solve that, I'll be pandering to the girls.

TOP RED FLAGS TO LOOK OUT FOR.

1. IF HE'S UNDER SIX FEET, IT DOESN'T MATTER, YOU ARE GOOD THE WAY YOU ARE, KING.

Ladies, your man doesn't need all that height. People literally cannot control their height. Everyone knows anyone who's 5'11 and below is a KING. Period.

2. IF HE DON'T BELIEVE IN ASTROLOGY, HE'S RIGHT.

Ladies, everyone knows that astrology is 100% PSUEDOSCIENCE (SIKE). Plus, everyone knows that your personality is not based off of some stars. Nobody cares that your zodiac is a Caprisun.