Bob the squid on my head was a biohazard to the ocean because he ate some of my uranium stash when he was 3 so that's why he sits on my head

Fun fact: BP has practically no moderation!

The homepage is just filled with giveaways and group begging for members... There no more charm to it :(

Welp what do i post now...

WE STILL HAVE FREEDOM BP IS STILL FREEEEE

ITS MY ACCOUNTS BIRTHDAYYY

Imma take a break for posting bye

BP is crumbling to ashes lol

I spent my money bp lootboxes (there trash)

Welp were saved bp is still gonna be free..