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im alive now

UWU

pls goon me but pls snow leopard do it :3

yo i dont think snow leopard is a man i think she is a girl

"You're like a broken escalator: you let everyone down."
"I've had my share of bad days, but yours seem to be sponsored by a calendar company."
"You're not even worth the caffeine required to insult you properly."
"Is your brain made of sponges? Because it seems to soak up everything but knowledge."
"I'd call you a tool, but even tools have a purpose."
"You bring everyone so much joy...when you leave the room."
"Your secrets are always safe with me. I wasn't even listening."
"I'm not saying you're stupid, I'm just saying you have bad luck thinking."
"Somewhere out there, there's a tree working tirelessly to replace the oxygen you wasted."
"If you were a spice, you'd be flour. No flavor."

You're not the sharpest tool in the shed; you're more like a butter knife at a steak-eating contest. Your personality is like a broken pencil – pointless. I've had coffee mugs with more depth than your entire existence. You're the reason 'participation trophies' were invented. If laughter is the best medicine, your face must be curing the world. You're so dense, light bends around you. I've met garden gnomes with more social skills. Did you fall from heaven? Because your face is messed up."

But hey, at least you're not boring! You're like a train wreck – you can't look away, but you really wish you could. Keep on keepin' on, you magnificent disaster. Now go forth and conquer the world, or at least the nearest coffee shop."

You're like a box of chocolates, but instead of surprises, it's just disappointment. You're so forgetful, you probably left your brain at the last gas station. And your fashion sense? Let's just say you're a walking 'before' picture for a makeover show.

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