I SIT ON MY FOOD AND FARD INSTEAD OF PUTTING IT IN MICROWAVE

I ****** NEAR A WALL AND IT COLLAPSED EASILY

I GOT KICKED OUT IF CLASS BECAUSE I ****** SO MUCH THAT AIR IN THE ROOM BECAME GREEN

WHEN I FARD NEAR PEOPLE THEY BECOME LIKE STEVEN HAWKINGS

WHEN I WALK NEAR PEOPLE THEY FALL ASLEEP BECAUSE A HAVE A GREEN AURA

AFTER I GOT DEPORTED TO THE ARCTIC POLAR BEARS STARTED TO DIE BECAUSE OF MY STINK

I WAS DEPORTED TO A GREAT CHINA BUT BECAUSE OF MY STINK THE GREAT WALL OF CHINA STARTED TO COLLAPSE SO I GOT DEPORTED TO THE ARCTIC

I WAS DEPORTED TO THE EGYPT BUT I STINK SO MUCH EVEN ANCIENT MUMMIES IN PYRAMIDS WANTED ME TO LEAVE

I STINK SO MUCH I EVEN HAD TO LIVE IN FOREST BUT ALL TREES DIED BECAUSE OF MY STINK

Hey Guys I Am Snow Leopard And I STINK